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UPDATED: I have become what I have sneered at.
11 hours ago
"We had practice today for First Communion."
"So, how'd it go?"
"Fine, we got to taste the wafer since they didn't make it Jesus yet. We got to taste it twice."
"I always liked it. Did it taste OK?"
"I liked it! But I think when they make it Jesus it will be more crunchy."