Can I Attend Church Via a Human Uber?
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* Attention bloggers - Urgent Update!: This is not a transitional between humans and mammals. We are mammals. Your mom had tits, didn't she?
During the mass the bread and wine are transformed into the body and blood of our Lord, Jesus Christ.
Real blood and real flesh?
It doesn't look any different.
It doesn't taste like blood.
It's a miracle. You have to have faith.
Now, be quiet.
1. It's illegal
2. It's against the law
63 Plymouth Valiant - push button trans, no floor, caught fire on the way to see the Dead. Bummer.
62 Ford F1something or other - well worth the $125 - many cold mornings knocking ice out of the filter bowl, though.
53 Chevy Sedan Delivery - custom, 283 auto, road sign orange, got me, the old lady, two dogs, a cat, a goat and all our stuff from Ohio to Seattle. All the while towing her Volvo P544.
56 Plymouth Belvedere - another $35 Plymouth. No reverse - had to do a lot of deep thinking about parking.
49 Chevrolet 3/4 ton pick up - built like a tank. In fact, I think it was built out of tanks. Plywood camper on the back. Took me from Seattle to San Luis Obispo and served as a mobile home backed up to a cliff looking out over the Pacific. Eat your big fat hearts out, rich people. Abandoned in California prior to the Great Migration back north. One of life's big regrets.
"I bet you don't have time to do this; but jesus gave his life for you, send this to ten people and see what happens in five minutes"
"Maybe we should check the black one out?