I got a text from Jesus today. I knew it was from Jesus because he knew I didn't have the time to forward the message. That guy, I don't know how he does it. Anyway, I think he's lonely so give him a jingle. Here's the number: (717) 521-3191.
Here's the message:
"I bet you don't have time to do this; but jesus gave his life for you, send this to ten people and see what happens in five minutes"