Saturday, July 26, 2008

Top Sekret!


IDORC has announced the winner of the prestigious Casey Luskin Graduate Award. Named in honor of the respected paleontologist marine biologist lawyer guy from the Discovery Institute. Unfortunately, because of the numerous assassination attempts on high ranking figures in the Intelligent Design movement and the wholesale roundup and imprisonment of ID sympathizers, the winner of this award must remain anonymous. We cannot even reveal the winner's sex. All we can tell you is that they have one, or the other. The lucky winner received a certificate of achievement in a plain brown wrapper, a $100 award in small untraceable bills and a signed copy of Dr. Behe's new book, The Edge of Evolution. The second place winner received two signed copies of Dr. Behe's new book.

4 comments:

  1. Poe's Law in action! I read the IDURC article twice before realizing that it was not a hoax.

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  2. My bad. IDURC? I'll have to edit that. Next step is a secret internship at the secret research facility. They could use a history major to document the journey of that small band of persecuted scientists when they emerge into the light to rock the world.

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  3. Anonymous11:29 AM

    This is character assassination of the worst sort. Whoever put this blog together obviously has no good sense and no moral standards. An obvious ad hominem attack that definitely lowers the tone of the debate. Don't you have any good ideas to share, or do you just like being obnoxious?

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  4. "This is character assassination of the worst sort."
    No, it is character assassination of the best sort.

    "Whoever put this blog together obviously has no good sense and no moral standards."
    Motherfucker can't write for shit, either.

    "An obvious ad hominem attack that definitely lowers the tone of the debate."
    There's a debate?

    "Don't you have any good ideas to share..."
    No, not my job.

    "or do you just like being obnoxious?"
    Now you're getting it. I crave attention. It is best to ignore me.

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