Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Still Here?

Me too. Another Rapture has come and gone and not only are we not perfect, we're not even forgiven. The Lord's Universal Spam Filter has kicked us out once again. Me, I'm gonna amp up my sinning, at least for the winter months. I don't want to accidentally fall into a state of grace and get Raptured up into that cold January air, leaving my clothes and fillings behind. I can just hear those Left Behind losers laughing as me and my shrunken willy are wafted into the stratosphere. It wouldn't be worth it.

1 comment:

  1. You jest sir, but this is most disconcerting news. Mrs. IM has several outdoor projects waiting for us this weekend and we were quite looking forward to having an excuse not to do them.