Friday, February 12, 2010

He Tried to Warn Us

Eve wonders why Adam has nipples and bites the apple to find out
In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be."
-Rick Santorum (R-yiff)

Ricky's right -  first Will and Grace , then an epidemic of inter-species sexuality sweeps the land. Even the Creation Museum, guardian of all that is right and Biblically proper, is not immune to this infestation:
 A penguin ,who missed the meatless garden memo, blows Adam while Adam tries to pursuade the lion to lay down with the lamb and engage in a little menagerie a trois. God, wondering what he hath wrought, creates Eve as a companion for Adam. Shortly thereafter Adam returns to the penguin and is tossed out of the Garden.  Eve tags along for child support and the penguin is banished to Antarctica.

(images, um, borrowed from Viceland)

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