Palin delivers a true Memphis Steamer to her surf and turf addled fans. Long in the making, the Tea Party, a movement formed in the bowels of the American heartland, shaped by ordinary freedom loving Americans, the very fiber of our great nation, is ready to be loosed on the body politic. No longer bound by rationality or the Constitution, Tea Partiers - we salute you! Now bend over, America. It's time for your enema.
I quit. Sort of.
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