Friday, December 10, 2010

This Could Have Ended Badly

While my wife and I were talking on the phone about what we were planning to have for dinner, she overheard one of my retarded coworkers shout out "tuna tacos". When I got home from work she asked me if we really liked to eat those. Now I don't often get fed such a perfect straight line but I played it square and explained the concept to her. I was afraid she was going to wander into Taco Bell and ask whether they served tuna tacos. That would have ended very, very badly for me.

Now I have to explain smoked hoagie before our next trip to Subway.


  1. Anonymous7:36 PM

    Nice save!

  2. Anonymous8:32 PM

    There are tales told of a surgeon in Cincinnati who went into a grocery store salad department and asked a bemused clerk to direct him to the "lettuce hair."