Monday, September 15, 2008

Bosses Say the Darndest Things

Actual quotes from the seventh circle of industrial hell:
Do you have a minute to come back here for a second?

That's why what didn't happen happened.

What it is, is..

The main thing is...don't get excited.

You're right, it's wrong.

If I told you that, I shouldn't have.

I hate redundancy and I don't like doing the same thing twice.

If they don't do that, tell me what they do do.

When I was hired 23 years ago:
You look kind of scrawny for this type of work but I guess we'll give you a try.

What I heard from the garage supervisor pretty much every week for about ten years:
How the fuck did you do that?

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