Comes with antler headband and clip on tail. I don't know about you but I think a guy would look a little peculiar wandering around the woods in that outfit. You'd either get laughed to death by your fellow hunters, shagged to death by a nearsighted Grizzly or shot. Or all three. Maybe it's a furries thing.
Throw in a pair of those big furry bedroom slippers from the clearance isle at Walmart and "I'M GAME"! (Sorry, I couldn't resist the urge) Guess we now know what those "Bigfoot" sightings are all about.
ReplyDeleteCan ya gets this in camouflage to match my truck?
ReplyDeleteHell if you aint wearing safety orange, *That outfit could get you shot. If they never find your corpse you might be violated by both bucks and grizzlies. Or eaten. Is this suit bait for Darwin Award participants or what?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it comes in blaze orange. Kind of like a punk wookie. At $60 I'd buy it as a joke and wear it to work but at $600 it's not that funny.
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